This post was written by admin on April 29, 2008
Posted Under: Jokes Riddles

Jake5282 asked:


A man takes the day off from work and decides to go golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it, and is about to shoot, when he hears, Ribbit, 9 iron.
The man looks around but doesn’t see anyone. Again, he hears, Ribbit, 9 iron. He looks at the frog and decides to prove that the frog is wrong. He puts his first club back into his bag and grabs his 9 iron. Boom!!!
He drives the ball within ten inches of the cup! The man is shocked and says to the frog, Wow, that’s amazing! You must be a lucky frog, hunh? The frog replied, Lucky frog. Ribbit.
The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. What do you think, frog? he asks. Ribbit. 3 wood. The man takes out the 3 wood. Boom!!
A hole in one! The man is totally befuddled and doesn’t know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best day in his whole life. He asks the frog, Where to next? and the frog replied, Las Vegas. Ribbit.
They go to Las Vegas and the man says, Okay, frog. Now what? The frog responded, Ribbit. Roulette. Upon approaching the table, the man asks, What do you think I should bet, frog? The frog says, Ribbit. $3,000. Black 6.
Now, this is a million-to-one shot to win, but after the golf game, the man figures, what the heck? Boom!!! A mountain of cash comes sliding back to him across the table! He takes his winnings and checks into the finest suite in the casino’s hotel. The man sets the frog down on a table and says, Frog, I don’t know how I can ever repay you. You won me the best golf game of my life, and now all of this money. I am forever grateful.
The frog replies, Ribbit. Kiss me. The man figures, why not, since after all the frog did for him, he deserves at least a kiss. With the kiss, the frog turned into a gorgeous fifteen year old girl.
And that, Your Honor, is how the girl ended up in my room…

Tags: Checks, Money, Old Girl