bilbo b asked: LICENSE TO STEAL
Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the machine, though, they pulled the bumper off the truck. They panicked and fled, leaving the chain [...]
Taknev asked: Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.
Sure, they said, You’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game [...]
Robort King asked: Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar.
He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. I sure do, he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
Wow! said his friend, Where did you get that [...]
new and improved yahoo princess asked: Kentucky (where else?): Two men tried to pull the front off a
cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of
their pickup truck. Instead of pulling the front panel off the
machine, though, they pulled the bumper off their truck. Scared,
they left the scene and drove home. [...]
k9mpgsd asked: Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a guy carrying a golf bag called out to them,
Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.
Sure, they said, You’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game [...]
queenB asked: Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar but he didn’t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one.
I sure do, he replied and reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.
Wow! said his friend, Where did you get that monster?
I [...]
Maverick asked: A man and his neighbor were heading out to their local golf course for a game on a sunny afternoon. The man arrived at the course, but he was waiting for quite a while, as his neighbor hadn’t turned up yet. Then he noticed a chap, a good acquaintance of his, carrying a [...]
yatzky asked: Two old friends were just about to tee off at the first hole of their local golf course when a chap carrying a golf bag called out to them, Do you mind if I join you? My partner didn’t turn up.
Sure, they said, You’re welcome. So they started playing and enjoyed the game [...]
zaazzy asked: There are 2 golfers on a golf course. 1 pulls out a cigarette and asks his friend for a light. His friend pulls out a 12inch “BIC” lighter. “Wow where did you get such a large BIC?” “Oh, my genie got it for me.” “Your Genie, u have a [...]
Happy Feet asked: Golf!: Can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies,
obscured by the occasional miracle, followed by a good bottle of beer.
Golf!: You hit down to make the ball go up. You swing left and the ball goes right. The lowest score wins. And on top of that, the winner buys the [...]
