He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. I sure do, he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12 inch Bic lighter.

Wow! said his friend, Where did you get that monster lighter?

I got it from my genie.

You have a genie?

Yes, right here in my golf bag.

Could I see him?

He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie.

The friend asks the genie, Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?

Yes I will the genie replies.

The friend asks the genie for a million bucks.

The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks.

Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.

The friend tells his golfing partner, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!

He answers,I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?
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